I feel like everyone is too dramatic about...
I fucking tell a customer where the bathroom is and someone’s like “does your boyfriend know” BITCH I’M NOT MEETING HIM IN THERE TO SUCK HIS DICK I’M JUST TELLING HIM WHERE IT IS I DIDN’T EVEN SMILE JESUS
If you live in Foco and you don’t love Choice City, what is up with your life? My boss and I go there like three times a week.. And cry of joy every time one of their beautiful, magnificent combinations of meat and gluten enter out hearts through our taste buds. Along with their wide array of extraordinary drafts. I’m getting overheated. Anyway, go to Choice City Butcher.
I'm just a lady who wants to know what her best...
I just want someone to send photos of me scantily dressed to, that I don’t know, so I can get an honest opinion. Without someone thinking I’m a slut.
leadingtone: Mozart Quintet in A major for...
tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell
awkward moment when I introduce my ex as “an acquaintance who made me a smoothie once” and now he won’t talk to me…
I think my only friendship requirements are like bread, Weezer, and free stylin’